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Famous George Burns Quotes
“There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.”
“When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'”
Source: Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed
“I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.”
Source: How to live to be 100--or more: the ultimate diet, sex, and exercise book
“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
Source: The Most of George Burns
“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”
“I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”
“I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.”