“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.” HelpingAgeWishAgingOld AgeOptimisticBirthdayOld PeopleGetting OldGetting OlderYoung AgeGrowing OldGetting HighGrowing Older50th BirthdayOlder PeopleYouthfulnessYoung And OldYouth And Old AgeAge And YouthFunny AgeInspirational AgeAge And WisdomGrowing Old Gracefully Book:All my best friends Source: All my best friends
“First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.” FirstsHumorFunnyFacesNextNamesForgetComedyBirthdayHappy BirthdayZippers Author:George Burns
“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.” PeopleIfsMadeAgeFunnyPastDeathDiesHumorousHundredWittyBirthdayGetting OldGetting Older Author:George Burns
“Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.” AgeFunnyNiceHumorousAgingCuteBirthdayYoung Birthday Author:George Burns
“At my age flowers scare me.” HumorAgeFunnyFlowerAgingBirthdayScareFunny InspirationalSpringtime Book:The Most of George Burns Source: The Most of George Burns
“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.” PeopleAgeAsksAppreciateSuitsAsk MeBirthdayRetirementEightyFunny AgingFunny AgeFunny BirthdayOld JokesFunny Happy BirthdayOld Age HumorSeventh Birthday Author:George Burns