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Famous George Burns Quotes
“I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.”
“When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'”
“If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.”
“If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.”
“Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
“If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.”
“I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.”
“If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.”
“I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.”
“It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.”