“I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.”
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Famous George Burns Quotes
“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
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“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
“If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.”
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“Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.”
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“Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.”
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