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Famous George Burns Quotes
“I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.”
“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”
“I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”
“If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.”
“Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.”