“I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.” PeopleYoungWorryGetting Old Author:George Burns
“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.” HelpingAgeWishAgingOld AgeOptimisticBirthdayOld PeopleGetting OldGetting OlderYoung AgeGrowing OldGetting HighGrowing Older50th BirthdayOlder PeopleYouthfulnessYoung And OldYouth And Old AgeAge And YouthFunny AgeInspirational AgeAge And WisdomGrowing Old Gracefully Book:All my best friends Source: All my best friends
“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.” KnowsHumorFunnyWonderAgingTiesRetirementRetiringHilariousGetting OldGetting OlderRetiredGrowing OldStoopsFunny AgingFunny RetirementBlack HumorRetirement WishesRetirement HumorRetirement SpeechOld Age HumorShoelaces Author:George Burns
“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.” PeopleIfsMadeAgeFunnyPastDeathDiesHumorousHundredWittyBirthdayGetting OldGetting Older Author:George Burns
“Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.” LoveMeanLongI CanAgeYoungForgetAudienceFrontsTwentiesAgingOld AgeVitalityGetting OldGrowing OldTwenty One Author:George Burns
“I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.” AgeTaughtAgingEldersGetting OldGrowing Old Author:George Burns
“I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.” PeopleBelieveI CanDoneYoungDiesWorryDyingAgingDon't BelieveGetting OldExitCupidEczema Author:George Burns
