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Famous George Burns Quotes
Source: How to live to be 100--or more: the ultimate diet, sex, and exercise book
“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”
“I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”
“This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.”
Source: Dear George
“Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.”
Source: Wisdom of the 90s
“I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.”