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Jimmy Fallon, born in September 1974, is an American television host. He is widely recognized for hosting 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon', a show known for its interactive and entertaining nature. Fallon is known for his humorous hosting style and engaging interactions with guests.

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“Now that the midterm elections are over, President Obama has invited congressional leaders from both parties to a meeting at the White House tomorrow. When asked if he's nervous, Obama said, 'Oh, I'm not going to be there. I just invited them over. They can figure it out themselves.'”

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“After Michael Jordan recently criticized President Obama's golf game, Obama responded by saying that Jordan should spend more time thinking about his basketball team, the Charlotte Hornets. Then Jordan said, 'Do you really want to talk about whose team got crushed this week?'”

Thinking Want Should Said Games President Week Team Basketball Golf More Time President Obama Crushed Jordan Charlotte Basketball Team Golf Game Hornets

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“Republican Scott Brown lost his bid for Senate in New Hampshire last night, two years after he was voted out as Senator in Massachusetts. When asked what he was planning to do next, he said, 'Are they still looking for a mayor in Toronto?'”

Years Said Stills Two Lasts Night Next Lost Republican Planning Brown Two Years Senate Senators Last Night Mayors Toronto Massachusetts Hampshire New Hampshire

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“Today is the midterm elections. The Washington Post is predicting that there's a 98 percent chance of the Republicans taking the Senate and The New York Times says there's a 75 percent chance. And CNN said, 'Wait, that's today?'”

Said Today Waiting Chance New York Republican Percent Election Posts Senate New York Times Cnn Predicting Midterms Midterm Elections

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“During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, 'We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.' This went on for an hour until someone finally fixed his teleprompter.”

Said President Hours Speech Vote Crowds Fixed Sunday President Obama

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“It was a great Olympics - Team USA finished the games with 17 more medals than China. China said it was tough to swallow - especially when they had to make all of our "We're #1" T-shirts.”

Said Funny Games Team Tough China Finished Shirts Usa Olympics T Shirt Medal London Olympics

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“In an interview last night, Rick Perry criticized Mitt Romney for flip-flopping on the issues. Romney said that Perry has no idea what he's talking about. Then he added, 'But he does know what he's talking about.'”

Knows Doe Said Ideas Lasts Night Talking Issues No Idea Interviews Last Night Romney Flip Flopping

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“Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question: 'Who was raising that question?'”

Mind Made Said Running President Raises Yesterday Cnn Biden

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“Yesterday the CEO of Citigroup said that he can understand why all these Occupy Wall Street protesters are so frustrated. In fact, he felt so bad for them, he gave himself a $10 million sympathy bonus.”

Said Facts Felt Millions Streets Wall Yesterday Frustrated Ceo Bonus Occupy Wall Street

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“Mike Huckabee said he's the only person who has fought the Clinton political machine and won. As opposed to Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, who's the only person who fought a fax machine and lost.”

Persons Said Political Lost Machines Democratic Clinton Candidates Mike Fax Fax Machines

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“In a new interview, Herman Cain said that if Rick Perry were an ice cream flavor, he'd be 'Rocky Road.' I don't know, Perry's not really any flavor of ice cream. He's just the brain freeze part.”

Ifs Knows Said Brain Ice Interviews Cream Flavor Ice Cream Freeze Cain Rocky Road

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“The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'”

Said Running President Company Worry Dog Car Fine Yesterday Over You

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“Hillary Clinton said that Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is engaged in 'theater.' Which explains the new strategy to defeat him: casting him as the lead in 'Spider-Man: the Musical.'”

Men Said Leader Theater Strategy Clinton Musical Defeat Engaged Casting Spiders Lead In Spider Man

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“It was announced today that Iran has reached a deal with the U.S. to limit its nuclear program and send most of its uranium to Russia. Then Americans said, 'That's great! Wait, WHAT?'”

Said Today Waiting Deals Limits Program Nuclear Russia Iran Uranium

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“Donald Trump announced that he's running for president. During his speech he told the crowd that if elected he would be 'the greatest jobs president that God ever created.' Then God said, 'Hey, don't drag me into this publicity stunt.'”

Ifs Said Would Be Running Jobs President Trump Speech Crowds Hey Drag Publicity

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“Nissan is recalling almost 135,000 Infiniti G35s to address an airbag problem. When Toyota heard that, they said, 'Airbags! I knew we forgot something.'”

Said Problem Heard Addresses They Said Toyota Airbags

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“Donald Trump's not backing down. Yesterday he said he doesn't need to be lectured by the other Republican candidates, who he says have no business running for president. Not to be confused with Donald Trump, who ran for president and now has no business.”

Needs Said Running President Trump Republican Yesterday Ran Confused Candidates Backing Down

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“In a new campaign ad, Jeb Bush referenced 'The Godfather' and said his nickname used to be 'Veto Corleone' because he vetoed so many bills in Florida. When you're the third person in your family to run for president, maybe you shouldn't bring up a movie trilogy where the third one was clearly the worst.”

Persons Said Running Used President Worst Thirds Bills Campaigns Used To Be Our Family Ads Florida Nicknames Veto Trilogies Third Person Corleone Campaign Ads

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“Donald Trump got in some trouble for saying that John McCain is not a war hero, and said, 'I like people that weren't captured.' Not good. In fact, Trump's people are telling him to lay low for a while until this all combs over.”

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“Rick Perry said Donald Trump is unfit to be president and called for him to immediately withdraw from the race. Then he said, 'And that's coming from ME!'”

Said President Race Trump

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“After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new phone. Which explains Lindsey Graham's latest campaign slogan, 'New phone, who dis?'”

Said Numbers Pieces Trump Paper Phones Campaigns Slogans Cellphone

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“In a recent interview, John McCain addressed Trump's campaign rally in Arizona and said that he just quote, 'fired up the crazies.' Not to be confused with Trump's show 'Celebrity Apprentice,' where he just FIRED the crazies.”

Said Shows Trump Campaigns Confused Interviews Arizona Mccain Apprentice Fired Up

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“MSNBC host Lawrence O'Donnell is saying Donald Trump lied when he said he made $20 million a year off his 'Apprentice' series on NBC. NBC also denied Trump's claim, saying, 'We don't have $20 million. We're NBC.'”

Years Made Said Millions Trump Claims Series Host Denied Lied Apprentice Nbc

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“Over on the Democratic side, Martin O'Malley recently spoke about the need for Wall Street reform and said that he isn't running for president to be quote, 'wined and dined' by executives. Then Chris Christie said, 'And I am also not running to be wined.'”

Needs Said Running Sides President Streets Wall Democratic Reform Spokes Executives Christie

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“President Obama became the first sitting president to visit a federal prison yesterday. Obama said it was a good chance to talk about prison reform, and to catch up with so many former congressmen.”

Firsts Said President Chance Sitting Prison Yesterday Former Reform President Obama Congressman Good Chance Prison Reform

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“In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in Alaska. As opposed to Bill, who learned by catching crabs in Cancun.”

Said Jobs President Bills Prepared Clinton Fishes Interviews Catching Alaska Crabs Cancun

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“It seems like everybody's weighing in on Trumps campaign - even Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. He said that Trump is 'probably the best thing to happen to politics in a long, long time.' Then Trump was like, 'Well, at least one Cuban loves me.'”

Wells Long Said Seems Happens Trump Long Time Mark Campaigns Best Things Owners Cuban Dallas Weighing Maverick

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“I saw that Donald Trump is selling his penthouse suite at the Trump Park Avenue building here in New York City for $21 million. When asked why he's selling it now, Trump said 'Hey, Americans seem to be buying everything else I'm selling, so why not strike while the iron's hot.'”

Said Seems Cities Millions Saws New York Building Trump Hot Strikes Selling Hey Parks Buying Iron Why Not New York City Avenues Penthouses

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“In several speeches and interviews, Donald Trump has brought up his book 'The Art of the Deal,' and said that Obama would have negotiated a better deal with Iran if he had read it. It got even more awkward for Obama when Iran was like, 'It worked for us - you guys got screwed!'”

Ifs Art Said Book Guy Deals Trump Speech Interviews Iran Awkward

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“In a speech in Texas, Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton 'easily the worst Secretary of State in the history of our country.' When asked what he based that on, Trump said, 'I heard ME say it just now. So it's gotta be true.'”

Said Country States Heard Worst Trump Speech Clinton Being True Our Country Texas Secretary

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“Time magazine interviewed Bill Clinton about the current presidential campaign, and he claimed he had to ask Hillary to marry him three times before she said yes. Then Hillary was like, 'Yeah. That wasn't me.'”

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“One GOP Congressman named Carlos Curbelo actually suggested that Donald Trump may be a 'phantom candidate' that has been planted by Democrats. The DNC strongly denied this - while Hillary said, 'Crap, they figured it out! Take off the wig, Bill.'”

May Has Beens Said Trump Bills Democrat Candidates Denied Crap Phantoms Congressman Wigs Gop

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“Republican candidate George Pataki said his dogs would give him the best endorsement for becoming our next president. Until they hear Chris Christie always carries bacon in his pockets. (Joke's on them, though, he's never going to give them any of that pocket bacon. It's what gets him through long meetings!)”

Giving Long Said Next President Dog Becoming Republican Jokes Meetings Candidates Pockets Carrie Endorsements Christie

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“Apparently President Obama's favorite cocktail is a martini. When asked how he likes it, he said, 'On the beach, in Hawaii, in 2017.'”

Said President Likes Beach President Obama Hawaii Cocktails Martini

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“A top aide to Donald Trump says he quit the campaign this weekend because of Trump's public feuds, but Trump said he was fired. When asked what he was fired for, Trump said, 'Quitting!'”

Said Trump Quitting Campaigns Weekend Feuds

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“One of the candidates at the early GOP debate, George Pataki, said his routine before every debate is to drink a diet lemon Snapple iced tea and pray. Which is also the advice Chris Christie gets from his doctor.”

Said Advice Praying Drink Doctors Debate Tea Diets Candidates Routine Lemons Gop Christie Iced Tea

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“At a recent education summit, President Obama admitted that he can't rap. When they heard, Americans said, 'Good!'”

Said President Heard Rap President Obama Summit

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“Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump's hair.”

Want Looks Said Stills Real President Hair Trump Birth President Obama Certificates Birth Certificate

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“An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'”

Ifs Said Young Internet Claims Clinton Affair Young Women Scandal Rumor Cigar John Kerry

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“The Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, 'Come on, dude, pass it. Come on.'”

Said States Bills Medical Senate Marijuana Senators Wednesday Illinois Medical Marijuana

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“President Obama said that over 40 countries have offered to help the U.S. fight ISIS. Of course they said it the same way your friends do when they promise to help you move. 'Yeah just call me, you know, if I'm around. It'll be fun.'”

Ifs Knows Way Said Country Helping Moving Fighting Courses Fun President Promise Yeah Call Me President Obama They Said Isis

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“Today Russia announced that it will join America's fight with the terror group ISIS. Then Putin said, "But I did not say which side.”

Said Today America Fighting Sides Groups Terror Russia Isis Putin

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“Jeb Bush gave a speech yesterday. He had a pretty rough time. He accidentally said that ISIS has 200,000 men instead of 20,000, and then he mispronounced the name of the terrorist group Boko Haram. So if history has taught us anything, Jeb is well on his way to winning the White House.”

Ifs Men Way Wells Said House Winning Names White Groups Taught Speech Yesterday Terrorist Rough White House Isis Taught Us Rough Times Terrorist Groups Boko Haram Haram

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Born: September 19, 1974
Known for: Television host
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