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Famous Ljupka Cvetanova Quotes
“Face creams have gotten worse with the years, because clearly aging is the cream’s fault.”
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“Either you break the law, or the law breaks you.”
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“I have come to justice. The judge gave me a lift.”
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“No book can sell as the author.”
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“Even Sisyphus will vote. The government promised to asphalt his hill.”
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“A third of population tend to corrupt. The rest have no money.”
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“I am not in a position to vote for the best candidate. I am not on the list.”
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“Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.”
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“Don't go back to nature! Leave nature alone!”
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“A missed opportunity? It is like surviving an assassination attempt.”
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“He remained spotless in his career. he always wore gloves and a muffler”
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“Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!”
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“The differences between women are all cosmetic.”
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“A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.”
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“In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.”
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“He who lies and steals ...and forms a government.”
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“We elected a new government. You may offer us your condolences.”
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“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”
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“No one plows the field just by thinking about it.”
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“Feed a dog so your neighbor doesn't bark at you”
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“Elections are called! May the better voters win!”
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“An independent newspaper? It is a newspaper that looks nothing like a newspaper.”
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“I improvise therefore I exist!”
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“People strive to be ahead of time just to get a chance to trip it.”
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“His boat sank. They were all on his side.”
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“Keep trying? I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky”
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“You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.”
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“Chess: it is all about thinking, but not what everybody think it is.”
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“Chess; it is all about thinking, but not what you think it is.”
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“Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.”
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“One sunny day, I’ll sit in the shade and enjoy myself.”
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“The grass is greener on a marihuana farm.”
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“The jusitce is blind. Turn the surveillance cameras off!”
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“A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.”
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“While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.”
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“Charles Darwin is wrong. Only the closest to the government survive.”
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“People are eager to hear good news. But, whose good news?!”
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“Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.”
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“Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.”
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“I watched you undress. Shame on you!”
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“Beauty is in the eye of the jury.”
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“I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.”
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“I don't trust men. They gave us the right to vote.”
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“We live in the past. We save the present for dark days”
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“Wake up, people! The enemy never sleeps!”
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