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Famous Mitch Hedberg Quotes
“I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.”
“I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".”
“I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.”
“When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.”
“Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.”