“If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.”
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Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.”
“If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.”
“If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?”
“If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting”
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
“If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.”
“If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.”
“Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.”
“That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing’s real, it just lives.”
“What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.”
“Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.”
“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”
“Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.”
“Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.”
