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“If I had five minutes to live, I don't think I'd be bothered singing a song. I'd be dead, so it won't really matter. I'd have a glass of wine and a cigarette.”

Ifs Thinking Matter Song Five Minutes Singing Wine Glasses Cigarette Five Minutes Bothered Wine Glass

Author:Loudon Wainwright III

“I complain to one of my fellow servers that I don't understand how she can go so long without food. "Well, I don't understand how you can go so long without a cigarette," she responds in a tone of reproach. Because work is what you do for others; smoking is what you do for yourself.”

Wells Long Fellows Complaining Tone Smoking Cigarette Reproach Server

Book:Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America

Source: Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America

“A village in a country which is taking pains to become altogether standardized and pure, which aspires to succeed Victorian England as the chief mediocrity of the world, is no longer merely provincial, no longer downy and restful in its leaf-shadowed ignorance. It is a force seeking to conquer the earth. Sure of itself, it bullies other civilizations, as a traveling salesman in a brown derby conquers the wisdom of China and tacks advertisements of cigarettes over arches for centuries dedicated to the sayings of Confucius.”

“I've had every known chemical - cocaine, booze - and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks? It's suggestion by looking at something: You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke!”

World Want Known Watches Quitting Hardest Smoke Chemicals Cigarette Suggestions Tobacco Cocaine Booze

Author:Ozzy Osbourne

“I had gotten up to two, maybe three, packs (of cigarettes) a day. And my lungs were bothering me and I'd had pneumonia two or three times. And I was also smoking pot, and I decided, well, one of them's got to go. And so I took a pack of Chesterfields and took all the Chesterfields out, rolled up 20 big fat ones and put it in there, and I haven't smoked a cigarette since then.”

Wells Two Bigs Three Havens Decided Fats Bother Smoking Pot Cigarette Packs Three Times Lungs Pneumonia Smoking Pot

Author:Willie Nelson

“Little soldier, little insect You know war it has no heart It will kill you in the sunshine Or happily in the the dark Where kindness is a card game Or a bent up cigarette In the trenches, in the hard rain With a bullet and a bet.”

Knows Heart Littles War Hard Games Dark Kindness Rain Soldier Cards Sunshine Cigarette Bullets Bent Insects Trenches

Author:Conor Oberst

“Cigarettes and chocolate milk These are just a couple of my cravings Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger A little bit thicker A little bit harmful for me.”

Littles Seems Bits Couple Little Bit Stronger Chocolate Milk Cigarette Craving Chocolate Milk

Author:Rufus Wainwright

“Be warned, therefore, that one does not go to hell to light a cigarette.”

Doe Light Hell Cigarette Go To Hell

Book:This Immortal

Source: This Immortal

“My mind spun for a second before it drifted, and in that second I knew that of all pleasures a drink of cold water when you are thirsty, liquor when you are not, sex, a cigarette after many days without one there is none of them can compare with sleep. Sleep is best.”

Mind Sex Water Sleep Pleasure Cold Drink Compare Cigarette Liquor Thirsty Spun Cold Water

Book:This Immortal

Source: This Immortal

“If liberals can seize our guns because they are dangerous, we have no chance of holding on to our cars and our homes. The total number of accidental fatalities (the majority of which are hunting accidents) of all types of firearms is infinitesimal compared to the number of fatalities from car and home accidents. More children die from playing with cigarette lighters than from playing with loaded guns.”

Ifs Children Home Dies Chance Numbers Dangerous Car Type Gun Majority Accidents Hunting Cigarette Holding On Loaded Lighters Firearms Fatality Loaded Gun

Author:Paul Craig Roberts

“Nobody would ever convince me that the bronchitis and pneumonia were caused by cigarettes.”

Convince Cigarette Pneumonia Bronchitis

Author:Barbara Warren

“My mom taught me to read when I was two or three. When I was five I read and wrote well enough to do my nine-year older brother's homework in exchange for chocolate or cigarettes. By the time I was 10, I was reading Orwell, Tolstoy's War and Peace, and the Koran. I was reading comic books too.”

Years Wells Two Book War Enough Three Reading Five Taught Brother Mom My Mom Nine Comic Chocolate Cigarette Comic Book Homework Nine Years Older Brother

Author:Chris Abani

“For most of us, the classic test of willpower is resisting temptation, whether the temptress is a doughnut, a cigarette, a clearance sale, or a one-night stand. When people say, "I have no willpower," what they usually mean is, "I have trouble saying no when my mouth, stomach, heart, or (fill in your anatomical part) wants to say yes.”

Source: The Willpower Instinct: How Self-Control Works, Why It Matters, and What You Can Do to Get More of It

“Cannabis, just like morphine, has its usage in medicine. It's unpardonable that authorities forbid sick people access to this medicament and in majesty of law permit to sell cigarettes.”

People Law Authority Sick Sells Medicine Access Permit Cigarette Majesty Cannabis Usage Morphine

Author:Jerzy Vetulani

“The car is the cigarette of the future.”

Car Cigarette

Author:Jaime Lerner

“Because Utah is largely Mormon country, the firing squad's a little different. You're blindfolded but no cigarette.”

Littles Different Country Cigarette Firing Squad Utah Blindfolded

Author:David Letterman

“Even the White House is weighing in on the deflate-gate scandal. Yesterday they encouraged Tom Brady to 'be mindful of the way he serves as a role model.' And then President Obama stuffed out his cigarette and went golfing at noon on a weekday.”

Way House President White Roles Models Yesterday Gates White House Role Models President Obama Toms Cigarette Scandal Noon Golfing Weighing Brady Weekdays

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Unfortunately, once I did learn to smoke, I couldn't stop. I escalated to two packs a day very quickly, and stayed that way for about ten years. When I decided to stop, I adopted the method that my father had used when he quit. He would carry a cigarette in his shirt pocket, and every time he felt like smoking, he would pull out the cigarette and confront it: "Who stronger? You? Me?" Always the answer was the same: "I stronger." Back the cigarette would go, until the next craving. It worked for him, and it worked for me.”

Way Years Two Funny Used Next Father Felt Answers Ten Decided Stronger Method Quitting Smoke Shirts Smoking Pockets Cigarette Packs Adopted Craving Cigar

Author:Kirk Douglas

“Then I would have an occasional cigarette and then I started back dipping. I started dipping last year. My family has asked me again to stop, and I'm trying my best to do that.”

Trying Years Lasts Sports My Family Last Year Cigarette Occasional

Author:Payne Stewart

“Having taught economics courses at private vocational schools and universities, I have always had a problem with GNP as a yardstick of prosperity. GNP is improved by increases in questionable activities such as consumption of cigarettes and the production of weapons. Moreover, a substantial increase in car accidents will favorably affect GNP because more funerals, hospital visits, car repairs, and new car purchases will result.”

“They should give until it hurts, maybe a very small thing, maybe just a packet of cigarettes, but instead of by smoking that one packet, maybe I share that packet with somebody who has not got even one cigarette, and that's the beginning of love, to give until it hurts.”

Giving Should Hurt Share Smoking Cigarette It Hurts Small Things

Author:Mother Teresa

“What can you say about Guy's cooking that hasn't been printed on a packet of cigarettes?”

Guy Cooking Cigarette Printed

Author:Willie Geist

“A third myth is that men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. The reality? Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.”

Thinking Men Want Trying Reality Guy Results Too Much Dangerous Drink Thirds Myth Smoke Cigarette Want U Motorcycle Women Want Helmet

Author:Dennis Miller

“If you can find a company that can get away with raising prices year after year without losing customers (an addictive product such as cigarettes fills the bill), you've got a terrific investment.”

Ifs Years Company Products Losing Bills Investment Customers Get Away Cigarette Terrific

Book:One Up On Wall Street: How To Use What You Already Know To Make Money In

Source: One Up On Wall Street: How To Use What You Already Know To Make Money In

“The same people who tell us that smoking doesn't cause cancer are now telling us that advertising cigarettes doesn't cause smoking.”

People Causes Cancer Advertising Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Tobacco Industry

Author:Ellen Goodman

“None of my friends smoke. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.”

My Friends Smoke Cigarette

Author:Justin Bieber

“I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.”

People Thinking Smoke Cigarette Retarded

Author:Tyler, The Creator

“Now some people when they sit down to write and nothing special comes, no good ideas, are so frightened that they drink a lot of strong coffee to hurry them up, or smoke packages of cigarettes, or take drugs or get drunk. They do not know that ideas come slowly, and that the more clear, tranquil and unstimulated you are, the slower the ideas come, but the better they are.”

People Knows Writing Ideas Strong Clear Special Drink Drug Coffee Drunk Smoke Frightened Good Ideas Cigarette Packages Tranquil

Book:If You Want to Write

Source: If You Want to Write

“... giving up alcohol or cigarettes is a lead-pipe cinch compared to the renunciation of complacence by a former (self-appointed) elite.”

Giving Self Giving Up Alcohol Former Elites Cigarette Pipe Renunciation

Author:Margaret Halsey

“You know, I can see two tiny pictures of myself And there's one in each of your eyes. And they're doin' everything I do. Every time I light a cigarette, they light up theirs. I take a drink and I look in and they're drinkin' too. It's drivin' me crazy. It's drivin' me nuts.”

Knows Looks I Can Two Light Eye Crazy Drink Tiny Nuts Cigarette Light Up Pictures Of Myself

Author:Laurie Anderson

“When it's all over and the on the air signs go off there isn't a more lost feeling in the world. The wonderful, exciting, even glamorous, studio is now just a room dirty with coffee cartons and cigarette butts.”

World Feelings Lost Rooms Wonderful Air Exciting Radio Studios Coffee Dirty Cigarette Glamorous

Author:Gertrude Berg

“Everyone was talking about the gap between my teeth, my monocle, the fancy waistcoats I wore and the seven-inch cigarette holders I used”

Used Talking Seven Teeth Fancy Gaps Inches Cigarette Monocles

Author:Terry-Thomas

“I used to smoke cigarettes, smoke dope, do smack, every f - - thing. First, I couldn't function without it. Then I couldn't do anything with or without it. Then I thought, "This is the end of the line for my fun days."”

Firsts Ends Used Fun Lines Function Smoke Cigarette Dope Smack Cigarette Smoke Fun Day

Author:Ozzy Osbourne

“I finally came to the decision that I couldn't do it like that anymore. So I surrendered to that. I did (the Sabbath reunion tour) without anything - cigarettes, tobacco, dope, anything. And I had so much more fun without it.”

Fun Decision Cigarette Tobacco Dope Sabbath Reunion

Author:Ozzy Osbourne

“From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.”

Hands Felt Natural Figures Beer Cigarette

Author:Ron White

“I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.”

Months Quitting Saving Smoking Cigarette Cigar I Quit Quit Smoking Smoking Cigarettes

Author:Ron White

“There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.”

Millions Brands Locked Cigarette Floats Cigar

Author:Ron White

“Stopping smoking was most dramatic for me. After 23 years, I picked up a cigarette one day and didn't know why I was doing it. Smoking was no longer in alignment with what I had intended to experience of myself.”

Knows Years One Day Dramatic Smoking Cigarette Stopping Alignment

Author:Neale Donald Walsch

“People are shuffling by in long coats, with shopping bags and takeout, smoking cigarettes and feigning laughter - filling up their lives with distractions to shut out the chaos.”

People Long Laughter Chaos Smoking Bags Distraction Shopping Cigarette Coats Filling Smoking Cigarettes Shuffling Filling Up Feigning

Author:Rob Payne

“I cuss like a sailor; I smoked cigarettes for many years but quit and have never looked back; also, I ride a motorcycle... in Los Angeles... so there ya go.”

Years Quitting Los Angeles Cigarette Sailor Motorcycle

Author:Keith Coogan

“Cigarettes are pretty much my worst vice, and I even stopped smoking for 20 years. I spend most of my free time with my family and working on art.”

Years Art Worst My Family Vices Smoking Cigarette Free Time

Author:David Lynch

“Someone said to me once that a cigarette at the right moment is better than all the ideals in the world.”

World Said Moments Ideals Cigarette Right Moment

Author:Erich Maria Remarque

“When I got to Grinnell College, I was part of the black turtleneck sweater and Camel cigarette crowd of poets and writers.”

Black College Poet Crowds Cigarette Sweaters Camels Turtlenecks

Author:Peter Coyote

“I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.”

Giving Looks I Can Cancer Smoking Cigarette Handsome Inhale

Author:Woody Allen

“All that's missing for Utah is a blindfold and a cigarette.”

Missing Cigarette Championship Utah Nba Championships Blindfolds

Author:Bob Costas

“There is no conclusive proof that nicotine's addictive... And the same thing with cigarettes causing emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease.”

Heart Disease Cancer Proof Cigarette Lungs Heart Disease Nicotine Lung Cancer

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“Some are addicted to cigarettes, some, God forbid, to drugs, and some become addicted to money. They say that the worst addiction is to power. I have never felt that. I have never been addicted to anything”

Felt Worst Drug Addiction Cigarette

Author:Vladimir Putin

“I love a massage and a bath. I don't drink - I'll have a sip, but I've never been drunk - and I don't smoke. I envy people who have those releases. They just have a drink or a cigarette, and they feel better. I have to brave it through the whole day on my own.”

People Feels Whole My Own Drink Brave Envy Drunk Release Smoke Cigarette Feel Better Baths Massage

Author:Jennifer Lopez

“If I was a supervillain, I think I'd probably ban all smoking and drinking. That's exactly what I'd do: I'd remove all the cigarettes and alcohol from the world. That would piss so many people off. That's worse than, like, murdering puppies. For some people.”

People Ifs Thinking World Drinking Alcohol Smoking Remove Cigarette Puppy Bans Smoking And Drinking Supervillains Cigarettes And Alcohol

Author:Simon Pegg

“Trying to micromanage the perfect vacation is always a disaster. That leads to terrible times. If you get lost and you just end up eating just anywhere, you know, you see a bunch of Venetians sitting around smoking cigarettes, eating something unrecognizable in a dark alley somewhere, chances are it's interesting.”

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