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“I try to be healthy. I train three days a week with a trainer. But I do like to eat, clearly. And I do eat dessert every day. If I cut that out, yes, I would lose weight.”

Ifs Trying Three Loses Cutting Week Healthy Weight Train Dessert Trainers Lose Weight

Author:Rebel Wilson

“I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you're not a dessert person. It freaks me out. I'm sorry that I don't talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pants suit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something just to make it slightly cuter but that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong.”

“If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic”

Ifs Ships Dessert Camels

Author:Karl Pilkington

“What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business; especially where desert toppin's involved.”

Men Goes On Involved Desert Dessert

Book:Nights of the Round Table: And Other Stories of Heroic Fantasy

Source: Nights of the Round Table: And Other Stories of Heroic Fantasy

“There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.”

“I might believe I had unusual talent if I did not know what good music was; I might enjoy half an hour's practice a day if I were busy and happy the rest of the time. You do not know what life means when all the difficulties are removed! I am simply smothered and sickened with advantages. It is like eating a sweet dessert the first thing in the morning.”

Ifs Knows Firsts Believe Mean Might Enjoy Hours Half Practice Morning Talent Sweet Eating Advantage Difficulty Busy Unusual Dessert Life Means

Author:Jane Addams

“Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.”

Ifs Wells Two Might Food Mistress Dessert Badness Funny Food

Author:Alain Ducasse

“After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.”

“It takes a great deal of labor and love to make ice wine. When you have it with dessert, you miss the point of enjoying it on its own.”

Enjoy Deals Missing Labor And Love Wine Ice Dessert

Author:Alpana Singh

“If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?”

Ifs Thinking Wells Feelings Dear Manage Chocolate Again And Again Dessert Revive Sweets And Desserts Not Feeling Well

Author:Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne

“Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.”

Feelings Guilty Chocolate Sublime Wrecks Dessert Feeling Guilty Yummy Gourmet Food Funny Chocolate Sweets And Desserts

Author:Lora Brody

“I have no truck with lettuce, cabbage, and similar chlorophyll. Any dietitian will tell you that a running foot of apple strudel contains four times the vitamins of a bushel of beans.”

Running Four Feet Food Cooking Apples Culinary Truck Dessert Beans Vitamins Cabbage Lettuce

Author:S. J. Perelman

“You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you remember what you liked as a kid. You jump on your hotel bed, order dessert first, decide to put every piece of jewelry you own on your body and leave the house. Why? Because you can. Because you're the boss. Because... Ooooh. Shiny.”

Firsts Body Kids Remember Order House Growing Up Pieces Bed Your Body Hotel Boss Jewelry Dessert Metamorphosis Dessert First

Author:Sloane Crosley

“Creme Brulee is the ultimate 'guy' dessert. Make it and he'll follow you anywhere.”

Guy Ultimate Wedding Dessert Creme Brulee

Author:Ina Garten

“Baking may be regarded as a science, but it's the chemistry between the ingredients and the cook that gives desserts life. Baking is done out of love, to share with family and friends, to see them smile.”

Giving May Done Share Cooks Ingredients Chemistry Family And Friends Baking Dessert

Author:Anna Olson

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”

Source: Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book

“I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like.”

Crazy Filled Bars Chocolate Covered Cake Nuts Wedding Candy Dessert Childlike Marshmallow Candy Bar Caramel

Author:Ron Ben-Israel

“I have a sweet tooth. I love dessert, and if somebody makes me one, I'm going to have it.”

Ifs Sweet Teeth Dessert Sweet Tooth

Author:Sarah Rafferty

“Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.”

Life Is Order Too Short Dessert Life Is Too Short

Author:George Takei

“Composing a concert is like composing a menu.... If you start with light pieces and play a 45-minute sonata after the interlude, it's like starting dinner with hors d'oeuvres and dessert and finishing with a Châteaubriand and vegetables.”

Ifs Play Light Pieces Minutes Starting Dinner Concerts Vegetables Finishing Dessert Composing Menus Sonatas

Author:Arthur Rubinstein

“Between "just desserts" and "tragic irony" we are given quite a lot of scope for our particular talent. Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have got about as bad as they reasonably get.”

Given Gone Talent Particular Irony Tragic Scope Dessert Rosencrantz And Guildenstern

Author:Tom Stoppard

“If there is a Nora Ephron signature anything it is that there's slightly too much food. I have a friend whose mantra is: You must choose. And I believe the exact opposite: I think you should always have at least four desserts that are kind of fighting with each other.”

Ifs Thinking Should Believe Kind Fighting I Believe Too Much Four Opposites Cooking Dessert Mantras Signatures

Author:Nora Ephron

“I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.”

Sandwiches Dessert

Author:Alber Elbaz

“UML is not dessert topping and floor wax.”

Dessert Toppings

Author:Grady Booch

“Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.”

Life Enjoy Ice Enjoyment Plates Cream Ice Cream Dessert Giving Advice Looking For Happiness Sweets And Desserts Eating Ice Cream

Author:Thornton Wilder

“God bless my soul! No apple pie.”

Soul Food Blessed Cooking My Soul Apples Culinary Bless Pie Dessert God Bless Apple Pie

Author:Robert Oliver

“Life is short. Eat dessert first.”

Life Firsts Life Is Life Is Short Dessert Dessert First

Author:Jacques Torres

“Big decisions in my life have always come easy and are made without hesitation. It is easier for me to make a life-changing decision than to decide what to get for dessert.”

Made Bigs Easy Decision Easier Life Changing Dessert Hesitation Big Decisions

Author:Tony Hawk

“I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not.”

Thinking Remember Memories Starting Dessert

Book:The Monday Night Cooking School

Source: The Monday Night Cooking School

“We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.”

House Dare Wit Ice Pleasant Cream Ice Cream Dessert House Guests Sweets And Desserts Ice Cream Sundae

Book:The Prose Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson

Source: The Prose Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson

“That's what dessert means to me: a dollop of sweet love in an otherwise cold world.”

World Mean Sweet Cold Dessert Sweet Love Cold World

Book:Sweet Love

Source: Sweet Love

“Chocolate's okay, but I prefer a really intense fruit taste. You know when a peach is absolutely perfect... it's sublime. I'd like to capture that and then use it in a dessert.”

Knows Use Perfect Taste Okay Fruit Intense Chocolate Capture Sublime Dessert Recycling Peaches

Author:Kathy Mattea

“It's so difficult. Sometimes if I have dessert, I think, 'Well, I blew it.' That's something I need to work on and control. But still there's nothing like a buffet.”

Ifs Thinking Needs Wells Stills Sometimes Difficult Dessert Buffets

Author:Donna Dixon

“It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.”

Dessert Cleaners Toppings

Author:Jane Curtin

“Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.”

Reason Use Dessert Sumptuous

Author:Johann Georg Hamann

“Walt's idea was that - as soon as the people who were dining got through their main course. They were supposed to all be seated, served at the same time, when they got into the dessert.”

People Ideas Courses Dessert Dining Walt Main Course

Author:John Hench

“For me the ideal date would be to drink wine in the backyard under the stars, listen to music and just talk. Then we'd eat steak and, later, dessert. If all went as planned, we'd save some of the dessert and play with it while making out.”

Ifs Play Would Be Stars Drink Ideals Wine Listening To Music Dessert Steak Backyards

Author:Karen McDougal

“I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert.”

Trying Made Protect Statements Presidency Dessert Buffets

Author:Monica Lewinsky

“May you eat an unfamiliar dessert in a strange land at least once every three years.”

Years May Three Land Strange Three Years Dessert Unfamiliar

Book:Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings

Source: Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings

“I never want to be that guy at a dinner table saying, 'I wish I could have dessert.' I actually went through a stage when I would order dessert first.”

Want Firsts Guy Order Wish Stage Tables Dinner That Guy Dessert Dinner Table Dessert First

Author:Ryan Kwanten

“My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts.”

Problem Obsessed Dessert

Author:Sofia Vergara

“Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity.”

Ifs Identity Dessert

Author:Valerie Harper

“Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.”

Important Lasts Remember Stage Tables Meals Guests Dessert House Guests

Author:William Powell

“The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float....are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness.”

New York Food Roots Cooking Beer Eggs Culinary Cream Floats Avenues Dessert Inventiveness High Points Root Beer

Author:Mark Kurlansky

“Almost everything that I behold in this wonderful country bears traces of improvement and reform - everything except Pie.”

Country Wonderful Bears Improvement Reform Pie Dessert

Author:George Augustus Henry Sala

“Thy breath is like the steame of apple-pyes.”

Food Breaths Cooking Apples Culinary Dessert Apple Pie

Author:Robert Greene

“The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart.”

Giving Heart Might White Food My Heart Red Give Me Cooking Apples Friendly Culinary Cows Cream Dessert Tarts Red And White

Book:A Child's Garden of Verses

Source: A Child's Garden of Verses

“The Honey is sweet, but the Bee has a Sting.”

Sweet Honey Bees Dessert Poor Richard Sweet Honey

Book:Poor Richard's Almanack: Being the Choicest Morsels of Wisdom, Written During the Years of the Almanack's Publication

Source: Poor Richard's Almanack: Being the Choicest Morsels of Wisdom, Written During the Years of the Almanack's Publication

“As for rosemary, I let it run all over my garden walls, not only because my bees love it but because it is the herb sacred to remembrance and to friendship, whence a sprig of it hath a dumb language.”

Running Language Wall Garden Sacred Dumb Bees Remembrance Dessert Herbs Rosemary Herbs And Spices

Author:Thomas More

“O, blackberry tart, with berries as big as your thumb, purple and black, and thick with juice, and a crust to endear them that will go to cream in your mouth, and both passing down with such a taste that will make you close your eyes and wish you might live forever in the wideness of that rich moment.”

Moments Bigs Might Eye Wish Black Forever Rich Taste Mouths Passing Passings Thick Cream Purple Juice Thumbs Wish You Dessert Live Forever Berries Blackberries Tarts

Book:HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY

Source: HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY

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