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“Not far from here, by a white sun, behind a green star, lived the Steelypips, illustrious, industrious, and they hadn't a care: no spats in their vats, no rules, no schools, no gloom, no evil influence of the moon, no trouble from matter or antimatter - for they had a machine, a dream of a machine, with springs and gears and perfect in every respect. And they lived with it, and on it, and under it, and inside it, for it was all they had - first they saved up all their atoms, then they put them all together, and if one didn't fit, why they chipped at it a bit, and everything was just fine.”

Source: The Cyberiad

“I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.”

Trying Helping Funny Behinds Humorous Mental Health Intelligence Quitting Therapy Help Me Favourite Psychiatrist I Quit Analysts Behind My Back

Author:Richard Lewis

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.”

Funny Girl Behinds Humorous Witty

Book:The Marx Bros. Scrapbook

Source: The Marx Bros. Scrapbook

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.”

People Behinds Knowing Humorous Witty Clever Gossip Conceited Behind My Back

Book:Collected Works of Oscar Wilde: The Plays, the Poems, the Stories and the Essays Including De Profundis

Source: Collected Works of Oscar Wilde: The Plays, the Poems, the Stories and the Essays Including De Profundis

“Tax reform means, "Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree."”

Mean Political Politics Behinds Liberty Tree Taxes Humorous Fellows Libertarian Reform Libertarianism Tax Reform

Author:Russell B. Long

“I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with.”

Ifs Thinking Humor Wanted Funny Given Church Behinds Humorous Bigger

Book:Holidays in Hell

Source: Holidays in Hell