“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.” InspirationalScienceLostTheoryHumorousRingsFlyingFlightAviationPilotsAirplaneHilariousAirlineFunny LifeGreat AviationLuggageScientific TheorySaturnAir TravelPilots And FlyingAirline PilotsAirline Food Author:Mark Russell
“If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?” IfsMadeWholeFunnyStuffBlackHumorousBoxesWittyFlightPlanesSarcasticAirplaneCrashRecordersPlane CrashesBlack Boxes Author:George Carlin
“They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.” WellsCareFoodHumorousDon't CareFlightI Don't CareCall MeOld FashionedAirportsAirlineAir Travel Book:Napalm & Silly Putty Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.” EarthFunnyFormFoodHumorousFlightBoatSailingAirlineTransportationHaresAir TravelSailboat Author:Dave Barry
“Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."” HumansHumorFunnyFormObjectsFoodHumorousStartingEntertainmentFlightBroadsCategoriesConsumptionAirlineMineralsAir TravelAirline Food Book:Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need Source: Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
“The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex, puke-inducing holding patterns.” StatesHumorAbleFunnyUnitedUnited StatesFoodHumorousComplexesPatternsFlightLayersProtectiveAirlineMissilesDenseDelayedAir TravelPuke Author:Dave Barry
“The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I've been on lately, we passengers would have swiftly beaten them to death with those hard rolls you get with your in-flight meals.” IfsHardHumorFunnyHateFoodLateHumorousTerroristFlightPlanesMealsBeatenCrowdedAirlinePassengersNoisyAir Travel Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits