“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
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Source: Leaving the Surface
“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”
“Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.”
“Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.”
“Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.”
“If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.”
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”
“Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.”
“Always obey your parents - when they are present.”
Source: Mark Twain
Source: The World According to Dave Barry
“Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.”
Source: Everything and a Kite
“Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.”
Source: Everything and a Kite
“Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.”
Source: Fatherhood
“I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry”
Source: Don't laugh at me: an autobiography
“Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents.”