“I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.” FearInspiringTechnologyComputerHumorousComputer ScienceDo Not FearComputer TechnologyFunny Computer Author:Isaac Asimov
“The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.” PeopleWayScienceTechnologyDrinkOffersHumorousDrinkingPhonesMemorableTelephonesGood WayAnswering Machines Author:Fran Lebowitz
“I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.” InspirationalDreamFunnyDeathDiesWishSpaceTechnologyPlanetsHumorousImpactMarsInventorInspirational DeathColonizing Mars Author:Elon Musk
“We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.” CareFunnyCompanyTechnologyHumorousPhonesDon't Care Author:Lily Tomlin
“Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different.” DifferentFunnyScienceLanguageTechnologyHumorousMathematicsProfoundMathInsaneMathematicalStatisticsTranslateMathematicianFrenchmenMathematics By MathematiciansMathematical LogicWhatever You SayMath Is Like Author:Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.” ShouldMindUseTechnologyTeachingComputerHumorousWittyCriminalsProgrammingOffenseProgrammersComputer ProgrammingComputer ScienceProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageCripplesComputer ProgrammersProgramming FunnyComputer HackingCobol Author:Edsger Dijkstra
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.” WholeFunnyLanguageEasyTechnologyFeetHumorousHarderMetaphorBlowWittyLegsShootingProgrammingGeekEffectivenessProgrammersComputer ScienceProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageComputer Programmers Author:Bjarne Stroustrup
“Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.” NeedsTechnologyFieldsHumorousClicheComputing Author:Alan Perlis
“Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.” InspirationalWritingHumansFunnyUnderstandingTechnologyFoolComputerHumorousDevelopingCodeProgrammingSoftwareFunny InspirationalProgrammersComputer ProgrammingComputer ScienceProgrammesProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageSoftware EngineeringSoftware DesignComputer ProgrammersSoftware DevelopmentComputer SoftwareWriting CodeProgress And Development Book:Refactoring: Ruby Edition Source: Refactoring: Ruby Edition
“Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.” IfsInspirationalWritingFirstsHardEnoughFunnyTechnologyComputerSmartHumorousDefinitionsCodeProgrammingSoftwareEngineeringTestingFunny InspirationalProgrammersComputer ProgrammingComputer ScienceProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageHardwareSoftware EngineeringSoftware DesignComputer ProgrammersSoftware DevelopmentComputer SoftwareFunny ComputerProgramming FunnyDebuggingWriting Code Author:Brian Kernighan
“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.” InspirationalScienceHumanityTechnologyProgressBecomingComputerHumorousCharityObviousWittyThought ProvokingPhysicistAdvancementExceedInformation TechnologyScience And TechnologyHuman CivilizationComputer TechnologyScience TechnologyShared HumanityBest TechnologyTechnology And EducationOld TechnologyMobile TechnologyEvolution Of Technology Author:Albert Einstein
“The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.” IdeasHumorFunnyChurchBoysTechnologyHumorousEmbraceAltarsLaptops Author:Bill Maher