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“The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.”
“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”
“There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.”
“I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.”
“A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.”
“Whenever I have that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”
“there are policemen in the street and angels in the clouds”
“If you want to find Cherry-Tree Lane all you have to do is ask the Policeman at the cross-roads.”
“A functioning police state needs no police.”
“I don't have a problem with drugs, I have a problem with policemen.”