“If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?”
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“The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.”
“Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.”
“Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.”
“Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind.”
“I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.”
“Travel works best when you're forced to come to terms with the place you're in.”
“It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.”
Source: But I Wouldn't Have Missed it for the World!: The Pleasures and Perils of an Unseasoned Traveler
“Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.”
“I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.”
“In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.”
“Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash.”
“There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.”
“August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.”
“Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."”
“Never trust anything you read in a travel article.”
Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits