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“If at first you don’t succeed... try something different.”
“No tricks, no tools, but talent makes a task truly top class.”
“Today I am amused, and I haven't seen anyone yet.”
“Someone once told me that we move when it becomes less painful than staying where we are".”
“There are two ways to dislike poetry: One is to dislike it; the other is to read Pope.”
“Banality is the biggest source of existential angst for the educated middle class.”
“I am horribly poor—and very expensive. I must have a great deal of money.”
“Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind.”
“I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.”
“What good is it if they miss your face but not your mind?”
“All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.”
“He liked such sharpness, for there was nothing in him that had any blood you might spill.”
“Do people have a left mind he’d wondered? What’s the difference anyway?”
“I shall always inspire many hearts in timeless moments.”
“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.”
“Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.”
“I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.”
“I wouldn’t be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.”
“Cowards say it can't be done, critics say it shouldn't have been done, creator say well done.”
“If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler”
“Twelve dead?” I said. “Jesus.”
“It is nice to be in the same boat as one's betters especially if it is sinking.”
“Take heart, I said to myself, all may yet be lost.”