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“Never speak unless you can improve upon the stupidness of people's silence.”
“Maybe that wasn't logical, but maybe the thing we call logic is overrated.”
“If I knew then what I know now, by now I probably wouldn't know it.”
“I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.”
“Smile makes women smarter, humour makes men handsome.”
“Risk sweetens enterprise,’ he answered, ‘and wit can conquer it.”
“Sometimes you can't agree with people because you would both be wrong.”
“Think of what makes you smile; makes you happy... and do more of that shit.”
“Worry wasn’t an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed—and it worried him.”
“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.”
“God gave you a brain and a heart. The heart is warm, but your wits must be cold.”
“Most of our time is spent waiting. A Ranger's best asset is patience.”
“Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.”
“He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.”
“You can't take a crash course in comedy, there is no crash course in comedy.”
“Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.”