“Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.”
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Famous Bob Saget Quotes
“I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.”
“My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.”
“Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.”
“If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?”
“It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.”
“Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.”
“If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?”
“I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.”
“The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.”
“I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.”