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Famous Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
“Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”
“Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.”
“One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.”
“I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.”
“When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.”
“It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.”
“Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.”
“It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.”
“It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.”
“The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.”
“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
“Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.”
“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”