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“I have a black cat that meows like a dark sweater. When you hear it, it just warms your chest.”

Darkness Cat Cute Warmth Cats Black Cat Meow Sweater

Book:Me and memes and memories

Source: Me and memes and memories

“Fireworks are SkyFlowers—dandelions of light. They are a visual display of the celebration of life.”

Life Light Sky Celebration Flowers Fireworks Dandelions

Book:Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

Source: Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

“Sunflowers remind me of you. They are the children of light and romance. You exist to fill people's hearts with love.”

Love Heart Light Romance Poetry Flower Romantic Sunflowers

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“What if guns shot clouds, rather than bullets? Then they’d not only be peaceful, but they’d be delayed water guns. Is there a Nobel Farm Prize?”

Humor Peace Water Violence Rain Clouds Peaceful

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Only men who have crouched in the trenches under heavy machine gun fire, and then rose as one to charge the perceived enemy, know true comradery. But hey, maybe corporate team building exercises also transform strangers into brothers.”

War Humor Friendship Work Enemy Corporate Sarcasm Team Building Coworkers Comradery

Book:Me and memes and memories

Source: Me and memes and memories

“Communication is crucial to maintaining a relationship. Never marry a mime.”

Relationships Talking Marriage Relationship Communication Conversation Talk Marry Mime

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Some people put more thought into what kind of car to buy than what kind of mate to marry. I think that's foolish, because when I'm not duck farming, I'm a bicycle salesman. Well, I actually only have one bicycle to sell, and I stole it, which is what makes it so profitable.”

Marriage Ducks Bicycle Sales Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Steal Car Sales

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.