“I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.”
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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.”
“As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.”
“If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.”
“If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.”
“If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.”
“If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck”
“If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck”
“You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.”
“You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.”
“If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck”
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“Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes”
“Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.”
“You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.”
“You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.”
“You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.”