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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.”
“You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.”
“I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.”
“Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity”
“We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.”
“It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.”
“By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.”
“If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.”
“You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!”
“If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.”
“Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.”
“You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.”
“If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.”
“You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!”
“You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.”
“You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.”
“You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.”