Strictly for laughs
A source page for quotes linked to Joey Adams.
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“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.”
“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
Source: Strictly for laughs
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”
Source: Cindy and I: The Real Life Adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Joey Adams
Source: Strictly for laughs
“Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.”
Source: Strictly for laughs
“The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.”
Source: Encyclopedia of Humor
“Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'”