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Famous Ljupka Cvetanova Quotes
“Face creams have gotten worse with the years, because clearly aging is the cream’s fault.”
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“A success? After all the failures to get a chance for yet another failure.”
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“Either you break the law, or the law breaks you.”
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“I have come to justice. The judge gave me a lift.”
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“No book can sell as the author.”
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“We never lose elections. We always make a coalition with the winner.”
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“Even Sisyphus will vote. The government promised to asphalt his hill.”
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“A third of population tend to corrupt. The rest have no money.”
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“God created you. If you are up to another miracle, try with the plastic surgeon.”
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“There is a thin line between a vision and a hallucination in politics.”
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“There is an actual risk of dying in a duel. You can always be hit by a stray bullet.”
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“I can not vote for the best candidate. I am not on the list.”
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“I am not in a position to vote for the best candidate. I am not on the list.”
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“Repeat a lie a thousand times and it becomes a successful political campaign.”
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“Don't go back to nature! Leave nature alone!”
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“A missed opportunity? It is like surviving an assassination attempt.”
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“He remained spotless in his career. he always wore gloves and a muffler”
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“Love doesn't go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee.”
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“Life geometry — if you seek happiness in dice, misfortune comes squared.”
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“If you need me, I'm here. If I am not here, why would you need me for?”
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“Normality? Keeping one's insanity a secret.”
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“A paradox! By going astray, one reaches the goal the fastest.”
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“Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!”
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“While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a president!”
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“Capitalist manifesto : Profiteers of the world, unite!”
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“She said yes! She could have bargained for more.”
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“A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.”
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“He who lies and steals ...and forms a government.”
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“We elected a new government. You may offer us your condolences.”
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“Fortune follows the brave; misfortune eavesdrops.”
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“When politicians have problems sleeping, they count voters.”
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“It's easy for the politicians to fall asleep. They have voters to count.”
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“The new era politicians? Fake profiles.”
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“There are honest politicians. They haven't won the elections yet.”
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“One politician can not make a government. He needs accomplices.”
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“The donkey heard the book gives wisdom and ate it.”
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“Repeat a lie a hundred times and it becomes an ideal.”
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“I think therefore I am not sure.”
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“Hear no evil. Speak no evil. See no evil. Read the newspapers.”
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“No one plows the field just by thinking about it.”
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“Feed a dog so your neighbor doesn't bark at you”
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“Bark early, so the neighbor doesn’t have to.”
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“He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.”
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“What keeps us alive? Fear that we might not be.”
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“Even the wheel of fortune can run over you.”
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