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Famous P. G. Wodehouse Quotes
“The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority.”
“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”
“Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.”
“There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”
“She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'”
“She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.”
“To find a man's true character, play golf with him.”
“Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.”
“Golf, like measles, should be caught young.”
“He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.”
“I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.”
“Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!”
“The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.”
“Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?”
“If he had a mind, there was something on it.”
“Providence seems to look after the chumps of this world; and, personally, I'm all for it.”
“Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped.”
“Another of these strong silent men. The world is full of us.”