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Famous Steven Wright Quotes
“Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.”
“Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.”
“I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.”
“I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.”
“Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.”
“I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.”
“I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.”