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Famous Steven Wright Quotes
“Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.”
“I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.”
“If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?”
“I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.”
“I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.”
“I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.”
“I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.”