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Famous Steven Wright Quotes
“When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”
“Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?”
“I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.”
“I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.”
“I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.”
“I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.”
“What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?”