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Famous Steven Wright Quotes
“I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.”
“In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.”
“My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.”
“I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.”
“I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.”