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“Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." That may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.”

Men May Long Humor Funny Expression Ocean Long Time England Size Come Up Ships Being True Honey

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“In marriage, if you're a guy, learn two phrases. One is "yes, dear" and the other is "honey, you're right." Be patient. Be good friends first. And stick together. You gotta work at it. It's not all a honeymoon, it's not all flowers and roses, but if you're friends and partners and committed, you'll be okay. And everybody's got advice for you - don't listen.”

Ifs Firsts Two Together Guy Advice Flower Okay Rose Sticks Patient Dear Committed Be Good Partners Phrases Honey Good Friend Be Patient Honeymoon Yes Dear

Author:Denzel Washington

“I interviewed - no - had lunch with Harper Lee several years ago, trying to convince Harper Lee to do "To Kill a Mockingbird" for the book club. She wouldn't do it. She said, "Honey, I said everything I wanted to say."”

Trying Years Said Book Wanted Years Ago Clubs Convince Lunch Honey Harper Book Club Mockingbird Kill A Mockingbird

Author:Oprah Winfrey

“I get approached to do shows all the time. There's a lot of money in sitcoms, but I've never been the kind of guy who wanted to do one. I don't think people want to see me saying "Honey, I'm home." It's just not my thing.”

People Thinking Want Kind Shows Home Wanted Guy Honey Lots Of Money Sitcom

Author:Chris Rock

“Welcome to my garage. This is where I go to get away from the Honey-Do list.”

Humor Funny Lists Welcome Get Away Honey Garage

Author:Bill Engvall

“As it is impossible to verbally describe the sweetness of honey to one who has never tasted honey, so the goodness of God cannot be clearly communicated by way of teaching if we ourselves are not able to penetrate into the goodness of the Lord by our own experience.”

Ifs Way Inspirational Able Christian Religious Lord Impossible Teaching Goodness Orthodox Honey Sweetness Penetrate Goodness Of God

Author:Saint Basil

“We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or a bee makes honey, or a vine bears grapes season after season without thinking of the grapes it has borne.”

Thinking Inspirational Running Bears Ought Seasons Horse Intelligent Honey Bees Grapes Vines

Book:The Meditations of the Emperor Marcus Aurelius Antonius

Source: The Meditations of the Emperor Marcus Aurelius Antonius

“When I was living in Los Angeles, I always booked a moisturizing milk-and-honey massage the day before flying to Spain. It was heaven - I never got dry plane skin or felt stiff from sitting in one position.”

Heaven Felt Position Sitting Skins Flying Planes Dry Los Angeles Honey Milk Spain Massage Milk And Honey

Author:Carolina Herrera

“You are made of bent coat hangers, honey, gravel, epoxy and handstands. I am made of lying on the floor, the same song on repeat.”

Made Lying Song Repeats Honey Coats Bent Gravel Hangers Coat Hangers Lying On The Floor Handstands

Book:Fall Higher

Source: Fall Higher

“Stirless, I stand at the window, and in the black bowl of the sky glows like a golden drop of honey the mellow moon”

Black Sky Moon Window Golden Honey Bowls Mellow

Book:Poems and problems

Source: Poems and problems

“Turn the clock to zero, honey, we're starting up a brand new day.”

Turns Starting Brands Clock Zero Honey New Day Brand New Starting Up Brand New Day

Book:Sting (Songbook)

Source: Sting (Songbook)

“There is a difference between having a rational judgment that honey is sweet, and having a sense of its sweetness”

Differences Sweet Judgment Rational Honey Sweetness

Book:The Works of Jonathan Edwards, A.M.: With an Essay on His Genius and Writings

Source: The Works of Jonathan Edwards, A.M.: With an Essay on His Genius and Writings

“In the beginning, said a Persian poet Allah took a rose, a lily, a dove, a serpent, a little honey, a Dead Sea apple, and a handful of clay. When he looked at the amalgram it was a woman.”

Littles Said Women Sea Poet Rose Apples Honey Clay Handful Lilies Dove Serpent Persian

Book:Selected Writings

Source: Selected Writings

“When you don't use sugar in your diet, all of the sudden fruits are really sweet. Honey is really sweet. Your taste buds change. I'm not psycho never have anything sweet, because that takes too much energy. The stress on your body just isn't worth it.”

Use Body Energy Too Much Sweet Taste Stress Fruit Your Body Diets Honey Sugar Worth It Bud Psycho Really Sweet Taste Buds Sweet Honey

Author:Laird Hamilton

“We are the bees of the invisible. We madly gather the honey of the visible to store it in the great golden hive of the invisible.”

Stores Invisible Golden Visible Honey Bees Hives

Author:Rainer Maria Rilke

“The flowers are full of honey, but only the bee finds out the sweetness.”

Flower Honey Bees Sweetness

Author:Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“If God had not made brown honey, men would think figs much sweeter than they do.”

Ifs Thinking Men Made Brown Honey Figs

Author:Xenophanes

“You may catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you'll get them to work harder if you use a flyswatter.”

Ifs May Use Hard Work Harder Honey Work Harder Vinegar

Author:Jerry Lewis

“My best advice for you, honey, is to stop if you possibly can! And if you just can’t, then get ready to work like hell. Hang onto your day job. And remember, you may not make a living, but you’ll make a wonderful life.”

Ifs May Jobs Remember Hell Wonderful Advice Ready Honey Remember You Remembers You Best Advice Day Jobs Wonderful Life

Author:Doris Betts

“The usual struggle squeezing my bloated Citroën, absurdly named “Picasso,” in or out of any old Italian town. I should be taking a year over this and doing it on a donkey. Eventually found the road to the church of the Madonna of San Biagio, a foursquare temple sitting all alone in the plain. Sangallo's fantasy of the Doric order in honey-colored sandstone, with shell-niches, rosettes, oculi under heavy entablatures. Any one ignorant of geometry scarcely dare enter this shrine to number, measure, and weight. So clean and crisp I could eat it for breakfast.”

“Don't worry honey, I'm too mean to die.”

Mean Dies Worry Honey

Author:Jack Dempsey

“Here's the secret that every successful software company is based on: You can domesticate programmers the way beekeepers tame bees. You can't exactly communicate with them, but you can get them to swarm in one place and when they're not looking, you can carry off the honey.”

Way Secret Company Successful Communicate Software Honey Bees Programmers Swarms Software Company

Author:Orson Scott Card

“As bees extract honey from thyme, the strongest and driest of herbs, so sensible men often get advantage and profit from the most awkward circumstances.”

Men Circumstances Advantage Profit Strongest Honey Sensible Awkward Bees Herbs Thyme

Author:Plutarch

“Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you?”

Honey

Author:Lou Reed

“Were I to be the founder of a new sect, I would call them Apiarians, and, after the example of the bee, advise them to extract the honey of every sect. My fundamental principle would be ... that we are to be saved by our good works which are within our power, and not by our faith which is not within our power.”

Would Be Principles Example Fundamentals Saved Honey Bees Founders Good Work Advise Sects Fundamental Principles

Book:The religious and moral wisdom of Thomas Jefferson: an anthology

Source: The religious and moral wisdom of Thomas Jefferson: an anthology

“Poetry is the honey of all flowers, the quintessence of all sciences, the marrow of wit, and the very phrase of angels.”

Flower Angel Wit Phrases Poetry Is Honey Marrow Quintessence

Author:Thomas Nashe

“I would do Winnie the Pooh. We would live in the tree house. We would hunt for honey.”

House Tree Honey Hunts

Author:Jerusha Hess

“A little nepotism never hurt nobody, honey. If you got it, use it. Press on with it. Remind them of it.”

Ifs Littles Use Hurt Presses Honey Nepotism

Author:Lena Horne

“We may like the honey without liking the bee, but this will not be ethical!”

May Ethical Honey Bees

Author:Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Life is the flower for which love is the honey.”

“A spoon full of honey gets more flies than a barrel full of vinegar.”

Honey Spoons Barrels Vinegar

Author:Saint Francis de Sales

“I think [Winnie the Pooh] just looks at the world through honey-colored glasses, and everything is honey-fied and sweet for him, and that's not a bad outlook.”

Thinking World Looks Sweet Glasses Honey Outlook Colored Glass

Author:Jim Cummings

“Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey.”

Sometimes Asks Honey Jars

Author:Jim Cummings

“So I was doing well academically, and I was a well-ranked tennis player and was the apple of my handsome father's eye-and then I would bring home a report card with a B-plus on it, and my parents would look at the report card as if I'd flunked. "Uh, honey?" one of them would ask, looking perplexed. "Now, this isn't a criticism but, if you could get a B-plus in philosophy, how much harder would it have been to get an A-minus?"”

Source: Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith

“Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.”

Vanity Honey Bees

Author:Simon Munnery

“Sorry, honey, but I haven't worn a nightgown in years.”

Years Havens Sorry Honey Worn

Author:Gregory Peck

“Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey”

Universe Honey

Author:Thom Yorke

“Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?”

Thinking Mean Creatures Honey Bees Honey Bee

Author:Eddie Izzard

“Be humble as the blade of grass that is being trodden underneath the feet. The little ant tastes joyously the sweetness of honey and sugar. The mighty elephant trembles in pain under the agony of sharp goad”

Littles Pain Feet Taste Humble Grass Honey Sugar Agony Elephants Sweetness Blades Ants Be Humble Blades Of Grass

Author:Sivananda

“I never needed Panavision and stereophonic sound to woo the world. I did it in black and white on a screen the size of a postage stamp. Honey, that's talent.”

World Sound Black White Talent Needed Size Screens Honey Black And White Stamps Postage Postage Stamps

Author:Mae West

“Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers.”

Inspirational Hope Nature Flower Hopeful Sunshine Honey Bees Having Hope Hopes And Dreams Great Hope Hopes Dreams Honey Bee Bees And Honey

Book:The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll

Source: The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll

“Well, by now you must know yourself, honey, whatever you do, life don't stop. It only sits a minute and dreams a dream.”

Knows Wells Dream Minutes Honey Know Yourself

Book:The Collected Stories

Source: The Collected Stories

“O name of Mary! Joy in the heart, honey in the mouth, melody to the ear of Her devout clients!”

Heart Joy Names Mouths Ears Melody Honey Mary Clients

Author:Anthony of Padua

“We are thinking about bad only those who are worse than we are, and those who are better than us ... I'm just not up to us ... One does not follow it than smell roses. Another of the bitter herbs will produce honey. Give bread to one - will remember forever. Another life donation - do not understand.”

Thinking Giving Doe Remember Forever Produce Rose Smell Bread Bitter Honey Herbs Donation Another Life

Author:Omar Khayyam

“Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I said, "Honey, I don't get paid for sex." She said, "This is hush money."”

Doe Made Said Sometimes Happens Sex Hundred Paid Dollars Checks Unexpected Honey Exquisite Hush

Author:Ronnie Shakes

“Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.”

Size Honey Bathroom Spiders Annie Hall

Author:Woody Allen

“I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better, because the last time I could'nt find it.”

Said Shows Home Lasts Girl Seeing Coming Home Honey Last Time

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“Next time your lady leaves the room, take a dump on the floor! 'Cuz there is nothing more mysterious than a dump on the floor! And it always starts a conversation, am I right? Honey, what happened? You better hold me 'cause I'm afraid.”

Next Causes Rooms Happened Conversation Mysterious Honey Next Time Dump Hold Me Cuz

Author:Dave Attell

“It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'”

People Knows Should Clothes Smoke Smoking Tonight Honey Should I Dressed Up

Author:George Lopez

“Did you ever notice all the items on a honey do list are dangerous. Clean gutters, put light in shower, patch roof. It's a honey die list.”

Light Dies Dangerous Danger Clean Lists Honey Roof Showers Cleaning Items Patches Housework Gutters Wordplay

Author:Bill Engvall

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