“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Humor Quotes
Browse 16077 quotes about Humor.
Browse 16077 quotes about Humor.
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.”
“My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.”
“Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.”