“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
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“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”
“Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.”
“There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.”
“Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.”
Source: The Best of Oscar Wilde: Selected Plays and Writings
“Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.”
Source: Demigods and Monsters: Your Favorite Authors on Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series
“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.”
Source: The Best of Brain Droppings
“I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.”
Source: War Speeches: From June 25, 1941 to September 6, 1943
“I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.”
Source: Much Ado About me