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Source: The Plays of William Shakspeare: Accurately Printed from the Text of the Corrected Copy Left by the Late George Steevens. With a Selection of Explanatory and Historical Notes, from the Most Eminent Commentators; a History of the Stage, a Life of Shakespeare, &c.[edited] by Alexander Chalmers
“I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.”
Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway
“Never fight an inanimate object.”
Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.”
Source: Demigods and Monsters: Your Favorite Authors on Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series
“You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.”
Source: Churchill speaks: Winston S. Churchill in peace and war : collected speeches, 1897-1963