Best humorous & found Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.”

Found Games Humorous Cards Silver Fast Food Metallic

“It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day. Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it. I don't think that I mastered anything beyond the date (which I knew) and the signature (which I guessed at). There's a singular and a perpetual charm in a letter of yours; it never grows old, it never loses its novelty. Other letters are read and thrown away and forgotten, but yours are kept forever - unread. One of them will last a reasonable man a lifetime.”

“From my own personal encounters and studies with both Tantric and Zen Buddhist monks, I have found them to be humorous, warm, charming, and compassionate.”

Found My Own Study Humorous Warm Buddhist Encounters Compassionate Charming Monk Cosmology Buddhist Monk Zen Buddhist

Author:Frederick Lenz

“['Dad's Army' show]was a military thing but also very funny, so it's kind of the two things that I experienced by being a soldier, and I found it very humorous then and there, because of the juxtapositions [and] me and my emotional state.”

Kind Two States Shows Found Military Emotional Dad Humorous Army Soldier Two Things Juxtaposition

Author:Rhys Darby

“I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.”

Found Humorous Profound Insane Temptation Resisting Temptation

Author:George Bernard Shaw

“I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.”

Source: Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography

“You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.”

Ifs Truth Spiritual Spirituality Found Powerful Humorous Logic Witty Mathematical Famous Motivational Mathematical Logic Reason And Logic

Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton

“When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.”

Years I Can Home Humor Used Found Fun Half Humorous Winter Average Warm Oil Beer Quantity Beer Drinking Drinking Beer Gallons Brewing Funny Beer Brewing Beer Brewers Light Beer

Author:Dave Barry

“The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.”

Ifs Way Humor Funny Found Humorous Iraq Truffles

Author:Dennis Miller

“If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.”

Ifs Mind Persons Found Lost Loses Honest Humorous Honest Person Lost And Found

Book:3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

Source: 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.”

Children Shows Humor Kids Funny Found Son Baby Humorous Empty My Son Fists Deficiency Nursery

Book:Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

Source: Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

“In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.”

Courses Found Language Humility Communication Humorous Diets

Author:Winston Churchill

“The judge is found guilty when a criminal is acquitted.”

Humor Funny Law Found Judging Humorous Criminals Lawyer Guilty Jury

Author:Publilius Syrus

“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”

People Way Looks Funny Found Humorous Witty Fats One Way Hanging Out Funny Food Fat People

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”

Funny Found Family Tree Humorous My Family Witty Forests Sap Genealogy

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

Way Inspirational Motivational Funny Happiness Success Science Found Peace Work Wealth Inspiring Money Business Attitude Learning Successful Failing Positive Failure Succeed Humorous Adversity Entrepreneur Positivity Witty Entrepreneurship Positive Attitude Successful People Inventor Fear Of Failure Success And Failure Entrepreneurial Success Failure Motivational Business Think Positive Motivational Success Succes Successful Entrepreneurs Best Success Overcoming Failure Achieving Success Business World Great Business Business Owners Failure In Life Failure Inspirational Achieved Success Inspirational Success Failure Starting A Business Greatest Success Best Business Learning From Failure Real Success Will To Succeed Failure Motivational No Failure Opportunities To Learn Small Business Owners Entrepreneur Motivational Fear Of Success Inspiring Business Achievement And Success Past Failures Fear Of Failing Way To Success Business Person Opportunity For Success Towards Success Succeeding In Business Challenges In Business Fail To Succeed Celebrate Success Starting New Business

Author:Thomas A. Edison

“When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.”

Writing Found Fantasy Humorous

Author:Piers Anthony

“She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.”

Shows Humor Funny Found Church Humorous Folks Bunch Telling The Truth

Author:Alice Walker

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