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“There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.”

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Author:Gary Player

“I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.”

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Author:Seve Ballesteros

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”

“I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.”

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Author:Bob Hope

“Imagination is more important than knowledge.”

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Book:Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century

Source: Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century

“Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.”

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Book:I'm Not Really Here

Source: I'm Not Really Here