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“A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else. It is either the best language available to the art today, or it isn't.”

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Author:Raymond Simard

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”

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Author:Lily Tomlin

“Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.”

Source: Proverbial philosophy: a book of thoughts and arguments

“Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different.”

“In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.”

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Book:The Innocents Abroad

Source: The Innocents Abroad

“Everyone smiles in the same language.”

“'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?”

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Author:George Carlin

“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.”

“I'm so far gone that I'm telling the truth. It sounds like a foreign language.”

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Book:Father Figure

Source: Father Figure

“If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”

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Author:Doug Larson

“We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous.”

Source: The Complete Sherlock Holmes: All 56 Stories & 4 Novels

“In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“It was decided almost two hundred years ago that English should be the language spoken in the United States. It is not known, however, why this decision has not been carried out.”

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Author:George Mikes

“They (Americans) have their national game, baseball - which is cricket played with a strong American accent - and they have a national language, entirely their own, unlike any other language spoken on the earth.”

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Book:How to scrape skies: the United States explored, rediscovered and explained

Source: How to scrape skies: the United States explored, rediscovered and explained