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“It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows.”

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“In horror stories or in fairy tales, the fascination with the morbid is also, at least for me, a way to prepare for the unthinkable… That’s why it’s very important for me to show the artificiality of it all, because the real horrors of the world are unmatchable, and they’re too profound. It’s much easier to absorb – to be entertained by it, but also to let it affect you psychologically – if it’s done in a fake, humorous, artificial way.”

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Author:Cindy Sherman

“['Dad's Army' show]was a military thing but also very funny, so it's kind of the two things that I experienced by being a soldier, and I found it very humorous then and there, because of the juxtapositions [and] me and my emotional state.”

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Author:Rhys Darby

“Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”

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Book:Fear of Flying: 40th Anniversary Edition

Source: Fear of Flying: 40th Anniversary Edition

“Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.”

“The best actors do not let the wheels show.”

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Author:Milan Kundera

“I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.”

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Author:David Letterman

“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”

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Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.”

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Book:The wit and wisdom of Mae West

Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West

“In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It means both "hello" and "good-bye" Which just goes to show, if you spend enough time in the sun you don't know whether you're coming or going.”

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Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.”

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Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.”

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Book:Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

Source: Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

“In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project.”

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Author:Ron Glass

“Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous.”

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Author:George Thorogood

“America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous?”

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Book:Wild Ducks Flying Backward

Source: Wild Ducks Flying Backward

“She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.”

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Author:Alice Walker

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