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“Every night before bed, I rub my wife's feet. She says they're the best foot rubs on Earth.”
Source: A Devil's Chaplain
Source: Man's Search For Meaning, Gift Edition
Source: She's Come Undone
“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
“With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.”
“I don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect.”
“I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits.”
“My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.”
“Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.”
“I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.”