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“If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy.”
“I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'”
“When I raced with Mercedes, I thought Id learn German. But my wife didnt want to live in Germany.”
“Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married.”
“My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.”
“One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much.”
“I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.”
“So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.”
“My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.”
“My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met.”
“I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.”
“Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.”
“My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them.”
“Why did I get married in a ballpark? My wife wanted a big diamond”