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“I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.”
“Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!”
“I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.”
“What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.”
“I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.”
“I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.”
“When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself.”
“My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine.”
“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”
“When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.”
“There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.”
“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.”