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“I was on the board of Andre Agassi's foundation, and seeing the way it operated blew my mind. In 2002, I told my wife, I want to start a foundation to give back, I want it to be for kids in hard circumstances, and I want it to be culinary-driven, because that's who I am.”

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Author:Emeril Lagasse

“Racing is a very selfish, self-centred, self-glorifying thing. My wife's life for 14 years was centered around me. It was all about me. It was all for my ego.”

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Author:Greg LeMond

“I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.”

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Author:Denis Leary

“No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.”

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Author:Denis Leary

“I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.”

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Author:Don Adams

“I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.”

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Author:Don Adams

“I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer.”

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Author:Hugh Leonard

“I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished.”

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Author:Hugh Leonard

“Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.”

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Author:Sugar Ray Leonard

“I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?”

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Book:You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

“My wife is the boss at home, and my daughters are the bosses. I am just the worker. We are a very warm family and very happy.”

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Author:Jet Li

“My wife wanted my children to have some Chinese culture and education. She believes the children need to learn two languages and two cultures.”

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Author:Jet Li

“Sobriety was the greatest gift I ever gave myself. I don't put it on a platform. I don't campaign about it. It's just something that works for me. It enabled me to really connect with another human being - my wife, Sheryl - which I was never able to do before.”

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Author:Rob Lowe

“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.”

“I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way.”

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Author:John Lydon

“I never take any commitment lightly, and I certainly don’t take my wife lightly. I never did and I never will. That’s permanent. That’s true love.”

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Author:John Lydon

“I love boating - not flash, 'noisy go fast' nonsense, but the general relaxation of it. My wife and I love to get in our little Wellcraft and go as far out to sea as we can, hopefully beyond land. That is the best thing you can ever do. It clears your psyche.”

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Author:John Lydon

“My wife thought I deserved it, but I always thought the Nobel a Western prize.”

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Author:Naguib Mahfouz

“I can assure you that my wife and I - every penny of income we've ever had, our taxes were paid in West Virginia.”

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Author:Joe Manchin

“I really wanted to retire and rest and spend more time with my children, my grandchildren and of course with my wife.”

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Author:Nelson Mandela

“I never talk about my wife: we're both in public professions but we try to keep our private life private.”

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Author:Chris Martin

“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”

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Author:Joey Adams

“At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.”

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Author:Eric McCormack

“If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.”

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“My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.”

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Author:John Barrymore

“My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.”

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Author:John Barrymore

“My wife and I use a lot of garlic and rosemary with roast lamb. It has to be New Zealand lamb. The domestic variety is too gamy, in my experience.”

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Author:Alfred Molina

“So long as I can stay mentally alert - inquiring, curious - I want to keep going. I love my wife and my children, but I don't want to sit around at home with them. We go on safaris and things like that. I can do that for a couple of weeks a year. I'm just not ready to stop, to die.”

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Author:Rupert Murdoch

“Fifty percent of all meaningful education takes place in the home. What do you share with your child? You share your interests. I was a book person. I read with my son. My wife is an artist. She dragged his little butt around to museums. He's an illustrator of children's books.”

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Author:Walter Dean Myers

“I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.”

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Author:Ilie Nastase

“The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.”

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Author:Howard Nemerov

“Everything that's cool that happens, I look at my wife and I say, 'We need to enjoy this moment right here! This is really special!'”

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Author:Joe Nichols

“My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious.”

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Author:Leonard Nimoy

“I met Gemma, my wife, when she was 12. She had a schoolgirl crush on me and her dad had arranged for her to meet me. Later, she started coming to my concerts, but I only got to know her well after her mother died. I rang to see how she was, and that's how it started.”

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Author:Gary Numan

“My wife and I both come from Irish families. There are two kinds of Irish families: the hitting kind and the kidding kind. If you're fortunate - and both of us are - you come from the kidding kind of Irish family.”

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Author:P. J. O'Rourke

“The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me, and a matter of bewilderment for my wife.”

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Author:Barack Obama

“I used to bicycle to work across the George Washington Bridge, but my wife told me it wasn't professional.”

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Author:Mehmet Oz

“My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine.”

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Author:Mandy Patinkin

“My mother likes what I cook, but doesn't think it's French. My wife is Puerto Rican and Cuban, so I eat rice and beans. We have a place in Mexico, but people think I'm the quintessential French chef.”

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Author:Jacques Pepin

“I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"”

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Author:Emo Philips

“The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.”

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Author:Joseph Prince

“My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It's hilarious. So we decided that I'm going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family.”

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Author:Gordon Ramsay

“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”

“My wife and I work out together almost every day. It's just a great way to spend time together. We're going to run a marathon together later this year, and that's one more goal that we'll accomplish as husband and wife.”

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Author:Bill Rancic

“Yeah, I was born in Montreal and I go back to Vancouver and Toronto a lot, so I have a sense of being Canadian, and I was raised by two Canadians, and my wife is Canadian, so yeah, I feel it.”

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Author:Jason Reitman

“And not only that, I also have the MacBook Air which is really cool. Even my wife is jealous of my MacBook Air.”

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Author:Karl Rove

“I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.”

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Author:Ja Rule

“My wife Margaret is the best thing that's ever happened to me.”

“I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'”

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Author:Adam Sandler

“In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.”

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Author:Adam Sandler

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