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“My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?”

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“My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.”

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“One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?”

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Author:Milton Berle

“I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.”

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Author:Sean Connery

“I employed my wife for three years to sit in the attic and type up my autobiography, 700 pages, organise everywhere I go. I'm paying the normal rate of tax on the money I take out for myself.”

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Author:Ken Livingstone

“My wife and I both love cooking - I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner.”

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Author:Stephen Bayley

“Thinking fascinates me, and I probably spend too much time in my mind. My wife says that my perfect world is to be in the Suburban driving, with her next to me and the boys in the back seat and complete silence for two thousand miles.”

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Author:John Larroquette

“A little weeping, a little wheedling, a little self-degradation, a little careful use of our advantages, and then some man will say .Come, be my wife! With good looks and youth marriage is easy to attain. There are men enough; but a woman who has sold herself, even for a ring and a new name, need hold her skirt aside for no creature in the street. They both earn their bread in one way. Marriage for love is the most beautiful external symbol of the union of souls; marriage without it is the least clean traffic that defiles the world.”

“And to play as long as I did and to have a family you have to be very blessed and I was with my wife Ruth. Ruth, I appreciate the job you did, and my three fine children, Reid, Reese, and Wendy.”

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Author:Nolan Ryan

“My wife's income allowed me to do what I really loved. I realized that women's liberation is men's liberation, too.”

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Author:Warren Farrell

“I try not to get too rattled about things that aren't that important - there's a different outburst for when the kids are reaching for a knife in the kitchen versus the reaction I have when they just won't stop talking. And my wife and I have mellowed out as we've gone along.”

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Author:Chris O'Donnell

“I was burned out, and my wife and I were having our first kid, so I wanted to take some time off. In this business, if you take too long, the landscape changes. So the opportunities that were there when I decided to take a break weren't there when I came back.”

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Author:Chris O'Donnell

“I'm definitely the most tech-savvy in my family. My wife wouldn't have a clue, as far as getting the computer working. All of my kids, it's amazing. Like everybody's kids, they're more savvy than I am, probably.”

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Author:Chris O'Donnell

“I'm from a big family - I'm the youngest of seven - and my wife is one of four. So we always wanted a lot of kids. It's what we're used to, and for us it's what life is all about.”

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Author:Chris O'Donnell

“My wife and I have mellowed out as we've gone along. With the first baby, when she cried, we'd think, Oh my God, what do we do now? But with Finley, our fourth - he's the easiest baby ever, and I think that has a lot to do with the fact that we're much more relaxed these days.”

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Author:Chris O'Donnell

“Now that I have kids, I'm probably more overprotective than I've ever been. My wife's nickname for me is "red alert." I sometimes check just to see if the kids are breathing. But I try not to be a helicopter parent.”

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Author:Matt Damon

“I'm lucky my wife is a strong woman. She's one of the stronger people I've ever met. It's hard for me to be away, but I know my home life is fine because my wife is there.”

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Author:Darius Rucker

“When I'm with my wife, I know she's a beautiful woman. I know that, and more than that, it's what she is inside. She's beautiful inside; she loves music like I do. That's the thing that brought us together and probably keeps us together.”

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Author:Ronnie Milsap

“When I met my wife 20 plus years ago, she was a vegetarian, so I was the closest thing to the devil that she had ever met.”

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Author:Michael Symon

“I'm lucky that my restaurant partners are my wife Liz and Doug Petkovic. We opened our first restaurant over 15 years ago. And we didn't open up our second restaurant for almost ten years. So that gave us a good foundation of employees.”

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Author:Michael Symon

“Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to.”

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Author:Steve Carell

“The first time I was cooking for my wife, Stephanie, way before she was my wife, I actually put three chickens on the rotisserie and I closed the grill, which is really a bad idea. But I just wasn't thinking very straight that day. And I looked outside and I saw, like, smoke and flames.”

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Author:Bobby Flay

“I get up at sunrise. I'm a Buddhist, so I chant in the morning. My wife and I sit and have coffee together, but then it's list-making time. I have carpentry projects. We have roads we keep in repair. It's not back-breaking, but it's certainly aerobic and mildly strenuous.”

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Author:Patrick Duffy

“My wife does wish I dressed better.”

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Author:Sean Hannity

“If you knew my wife, you'd be like, "Yeah, you're very married." She runs the household. I refer to her as "the greatest director I've ever worked with."”

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Author:Max Greenfield

“It wasn't a good idea to work on 'Naked' in the first months of a marriage. I was living apart from my wife in a flat overflowing with books I was reading for the part.”

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Author:David Thewlis

“I thought being on stage was an amazing feeling, but there is nothing that can top watching my wife bring our son into this world.”

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Author:Luke Bryan

“Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it's romantic.”

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Author:Benjamin Bratt

“My wife and I really, really like each other as well as love each other.”

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Author:Eric Bana

“Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.”

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Author:John Bercow

“My wife Susi and my kids quite simply are the most fun of all my friends.”

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Author:Mario Batali

“My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it out.”

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Author:Ty Burrell

“You know, I used to think I was a foodie, and then my wife went to culinary school and basically explained to me that I was just a guy that likes to eat.”

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Author:Ty Burrell

“The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids.”

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Author:Dan Chaon

“Our kids are in a little band, and they like to play video games, and my wife and I do our best to live a low-key, non-Hollywood kind of life.”

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Author:Justin Chambers

“My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.”

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Author:Mark Consuelos

“We found that our kids enjoy those simple adventures we take as a family. I'm driving, my wife's the copilot and we give one kid a choice of what they want to go do. We eat a lot of bad food and sleep in some interesting hotels.”

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Author:Mark Consuelos

“It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books.”

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Author:Antonio Lobo Antunes

“After Sandy hit, my wife and I saw pictures of the devastation following the hurricane in the news. We immediately wanted to find a way to assist those in need.”

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Author:Tyson Chandler

“I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners.”

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Author:Ice Cube

“As I said, I had no publisher for What a Carve Up! while I was writing it, so all we had to live off was my wife's money and little bits I was picking up for journalism.”

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Author:Jonathan Coe

“I started in the industry in Public Relations, Quality Assurance, Information Systems and furniture moving. I tried my hand in design and haven’t looked back. I’m fond of hackysack, racquetball, BBQ grilling, hanging out with my wife and friends”

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Author:Dan Miller

“I supported Bob Schaffer's three races for Congress. But we all had concerns about whether he could win statewide. Then my wife suggested that I get it.”

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Author:Pete Coors

“I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.”

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Author:Rob Delaney

“I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.”

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Author:Rob Delaney

“It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.”

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Author:Rob Delaney

“I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do.”

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Author:Tom DeLonge

“Yes, I don't think I shall ever become Prime Minister. Hard as that is to swallow, I tell you one person who is very happy always to see me say that, and that's my wife.”

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Author:Alexander Downer

“Green is my favorite. And it's my favorite because it's the color of my wife's eyes, grass, trees, life, and money, and mother earth!”

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Author:Casper Van Dien

“My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.”

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Author:Chris Daughtry

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