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“When I told my wife UConn would win the Big East tournament, she wanted to know why a team from Alaska got into the Big East tournament.”

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Author:Vic Ziegel

“My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.”

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Author:Ian Holloway

“O MY WIFE-who made the writing of my previous book a pleasure and writing of the present one a necessity.”

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Author:Herbert C. Brown

“As I grow older I spend more time with my wife, and gradually my interest in the woman's world is growing.”

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Author:Park Chan-wook

“My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.”

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Author:Tommy Cooper

“I grew up climbing mountains in Montana and Wyoming and my wife and I were engaged on top of a mountain peak: Hyalite Peak in Montana. It was a 15-mile hike to get to the top of that, round-trip - thankfully, she said yes.”

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Author:Steve Daines

“If I killed my wife and mother and debauched a thousand women I couldn't go to hell--in fact, I couldn't go to hell if I wanted to.”

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Author:Bill Foster

“After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don't agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want!”

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Author:Jacques Pepin

“Basically, I go to the local farmer's market and decide to what to cook then, depending on what I find. Either my wife or I cook, and we usually finish a bottle or two of wine by the time we are done cooking and eating.”

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Author:Jacques Pepin

“Contrary to what people say, my wife never turned me away from the presidency. She told me to reflect on it and do what I wanted.”

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Author:Jacques Delors

“I was recruited by my family the day after the presidential election. My daughters were visually upset at the results and asked, ‘what are we going to do?’ I told my wife Christie that they were right, I had to do something. It was my time to step up and serve.”

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Author:Bobby Schilling

“Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife - Agnes - and with wishes even for my enemies I will make the plunge and try to swim to the other shore.”

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Author:Wild Bill Hickok

“My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.”

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Book:The Complete Works of Artemus Ward, Part 7

Source: The Complete Works of Artemus Ward, Part 7

“I think my wife and my kids are incredibly good to allow me to stay in public life given that they have to cop a whole lot of collateral attention that, being human, they'd rather not get.”

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Author:Tony Abbott

“I realize now what a great job my wife Michelle did, not only in raising our children, Melissa, Amy, Dustin, and Jenna, but in taking care of me.”

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Author:Robin Yount

“For me, having come to study and understand some of the Bible and finally getting saved made a huge difference in me, because my wife was a big influence on that. I saw in her, when I first met her, a persons soul at peace with everything and everybody around her.”

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Author:Randy Travis

“I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.”

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Author:Chi Chi Rodriguez

“Most of the things that really matter require faith. How do I know that my wife loves me? How do I know that Mozarts Jupiter Symphony is sublime and beautiful? There are all sorts of things which come at a more lowly level than that - How do I know that two plus two equals four? There are different layers, different types of knowing.”

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Author:N. T. Wright

“It was good to be out there again. Actually I told my wife the same thing: Itll be fun to go out in a stadium on a field competing. Even though it was just a scrimmage.”

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Author:Mark Brunell

“I'm pretty quiet. But I love to play sports. I like playing all sports. I'll act goofy at times around my wife and my son, around my own family. I like to have fun in general.”

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Author:Steve Blake

“I'm only waiting for my wife to grow up.”

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Author:Grover Cleveland

“My wife is my soul mate. I can't imagine being without her.”

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Author:Matt Damon

“And I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful! Plus, I love saying 'my wife.' Once I started saying it, I couldn't stop - 'my wife' this, 'my wife' that...it's an amazing way to begin a sentence.”

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Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“I feel the need to work with my wife, Lena Olin, again.”

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Author:Lasse Hallstrom

“I got to work with my wife, Lena Olin, for the first time, which was great. I thought it might be difficult in some way to talk to one's wife in a different way but it was so not forced.”

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Author:Lasse Hallstrom

“As the father of six children, I want to know that when my wife or I drop our kids off at school they will be safe from predators, crime and violence.”

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Author:Mike Fitzpatrick

“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”

“My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!”

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Book:It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“There are a lot of good memories, and because I was injured, during the rehab, I met my wife. The tennis was very good but the injuries were good for something too”

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Author:Richard Krajicek

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.”

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Book:It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

“I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.”

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Author:Bill Shankly

“Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.”

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Author:Bill Shankly

“For quite some time, I have wanted to live on the central coast of California and get more involved at Cal Poly, my alma mater; spend more time with my wife and sons; travel to interesting parts of the world; and something I have wanted to do for years-- finish the requirements for my pilot's license.”

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Author:Peter Oppenheimer

“One thing I am certain of is that, if I have done anything good in music, it was, first, because of my father, and second, because of my wife”

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Author:Charles Ives

“I find you write with one person in mind. Usually for me that one person is my wife, because she's my most severe critic and understands best what I'm trying to do.”

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Author:Jonathan Carroll

“They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food.”

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Author:Willie Aames

“Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area.”

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Author:Todd English

“One of the first things you and your fiance need to develop is a meaningful prayer life even before the wedding. My wife, Shirley, and I did that, and the time we have spent on our knees has been the stabilizing factor throughout nearly forty years of marriage.”

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Author:James Dobson

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