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“My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.”
“My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.”
“My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.”
“My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.”
“With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.”
“I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.”
“My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.”
“When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.”
“Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.”
“My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.”
“I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.”
“It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.”
“I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.”
“I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.”
“I can't get my wife to agree with me on everything or my kids to agree with everything.”