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“I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife ask 'How do I reload this thing'.”
“Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.”
“I'm no syllogism incarnate, but my wife makes me look like Immanuel Kant.”
“Well, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton, who was running for Congress in 1984.”
“I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.”
“My wife was a Bond girl, in Diamonds Are Forever, so I play James Bond in real life every day.”
“There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.”
“The amount of times my wife has rolled her eyes at board games is impossible to count.”
“My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.”
“I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive.”