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“I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.”

“I have more energy to run after our four children. Weight loss and great skin were a bonus!”

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“Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.”

Source: Mates, Dates and Chocolate Cheats

“I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”

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Author:Dolly Parton

“...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.”

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Author:Adam Rex

“Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.”

“Oh. No wonder I'd been sick. I hadn't eaten anything since then. I'm a girl who likes her meals, so it hadn't been a weight-loss tactic. I'd just been too busy bumping from crisis to crisis. Go on the Sookie Stackhouse Narrow Avoidance of Death Diet! Run for your life, and miss meals, too! Exercise plus starvation.”

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Author:Charlaine Harris

“If you find you require willpower, you aren't ready to lose weight.”

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Author:Augusten Burroughs

“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”

Source: Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends

“I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.”

“The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.”

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Author:Andy Rooney

“A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.”

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Author:Herbert V. Prochnow

“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”

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Author:George Bernard Shaw

“The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.”

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Author:Cyril Connolly

“A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.”

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Author:Hermione Gingold

“When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.”

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Book:The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose

Source: The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose

“I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).”

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Author:Dolly Parton

“As you experience success in applying kaizen to clear goals like weight loss or career advancement, remember to hold onto its essence: an optimistic belief in our potential for continuous improvement.”

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Author:Robert D. Maurer

“I hate overweight, because it implies that there's a weight standard i should be adhering to”

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Author:Camryn Manheim

“If you're not doing what is best for your body, you are the one who lose.”

“My temptation is emotional, and resisting will further my needed weight loss and strengthen my character. Furthermore, nothing tastes as good as thin feels.”

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Book:The 8th Habit: From Effectiveness to Greatness

Source: The 8th Habit: From Effectiveness to Greatness

“The secret of losing weight is patience.”

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Author:Jane Fonda

“When food becomes the enemy, every time we lose the fight we not only gain weight, but lose our self-esteem as well.”

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Author:Jane Fonda

“I'm prouder of my weight loss than my Oscar! I hope it has inspired people.”

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Author:Jennifer Hudson

“I’m the same weight now as I’ve always been-even before having children-but I have to say there’s been a redistribution of the flesh!”

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Author:Francesca Annis

“I could not bounce back from my divorce - emotionally - I just could not bounce back. With any bad situations I’d experienced before - a bad game or my two previous divorces - I got over them. This time I just could not get out of the hole. The anxiety attacks were frequent and extensive. I had weight loss, which I’d never had before. I couldn’t stop crying. And if I wasn’t crying, I was angry, bitter, hateful and mean-spirited. I couldn’t sleep - couldn’t concentrate. It just got crazy.”

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Author:Terry Bradshaw

“A great mix of tips, tricks, and anecdotes, All is Forgiven, Move On has excellent ideas for your weight loss journey and for improving your life along the way!”

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Author:Judith S. Beck

“Associated with this weight gain are increased risks in adulthood for joint problems, angina, high blood pressure, heart attacks, strokes, type 2 diabetes and, ultimately, premature death. Outside of the human costs, health experts estimate that treating adult obesity-related ailments will cost the American economy nearly $150 billion in 2009.”

Source: Calorie Wars: Fat, Fact and Fiction

“They will often tell me they can't love themselves because they are so fat, or as one girl put it, 'too round at the edges.' I explain that they are fat because they don't love themselves. When we begin to love and approve of ourselves, it's amazing how weight just disappears from our bodies.”

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Book:You Can Heal Your Life

Source: You Can Heal Your Life

“Rather than strive to 'lose weight,' most people would be better off striving to lose only fat and to build or maintain muscle.”

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Author:Mark Sisson

“Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.”

Source: The Ultimate Weight Solution: The 7 Keys to Weight Loss Freedom

“I freak out if I go a little too long without being in the gym. For a long time it was all about getting the weight off because I was 240 pounds at my heaviest, and now I'm around 175, so the majority of that weight loss was due to diet and exercise.”

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Author:Nick Carter

“Imagine a weight-loss program at the end of which, instead of better health, good looks, and hot romantic prospects, you die. Somalia had become just this kind of spa.”

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Book:All the Trouble in the World: The Lighter Side of Overpopulation, Famine, Ecological Disaster, Ethnic Hatred, Plague, and Poverty

Source: All the Trouble in the World: The Lighter Side of Overpopulation, Famine, Ecological Disaster, Ethnic Hatred, Plague, and Poverty

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